Jonathan Poritsky

Review: 6 Sick Hipsters by Rayo Casablanca

6 Sick Hipsters Book CoverI remem­ber last summer’s arti­cle in Time Out New York that offered up the fol­low­ing the­sis: Why the Hipster Must Die — a mod­est pro­posal to save New York Cool (May — June ’07, Christian Lorentzen). It seems debut nov­el­ist and con­fused word­smith Rayo Casablanca took this idea to heart, or missed the point entirely depend­ing how you look at it. His new novel, “6 Sick Hipsters”, is an attempt at intel­lec­tu­al­iz­ing the nomads of Williamsburg who vol­un­tar­ily go by that moniker, a futile effort to say the least. Perhaps, for a fleet­ing moment, Mr. Casablanca for­got how passé it is to call one­self a hip­ster, but alas, let’s try and get to the meat of his novel.

Primarily it is the sto­ry of a boy and a girl who find them­selves in extra­or­di­nar­ily gory cir­cum­stances. Our hero, scientist/porn afi­cionado and author Harrison, spends his time cavort­ing around Billyburg with his equally fame-obsessed gang of pals, the self-titled Whole Sick Crew. It’s hard to tell what has brought this mot­ley bunch together, but to spend too much time won­der­ing would keep you from ever mak­ing it more than 10 pages into the book. In any event, some of his cohorts start draw­ing con­nect­ing the dots between promi­nent hip­ster mur­ders. For some rea­son, Harrison falls in love with Beth-Ann, a knit­ter on the verge of blind­ness who indulges his friends’ detec­tive work. Read on…

Colorful People


Colorful People

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These roof kids are pretty cool look­ing in the sunset.

Phillies Shirt Guy, McCarren Pool, 2007

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