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Review: Pineapple Express

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Aug 07 2008 | Movies, Reviews

It had to happen sometime. As much as I had hoped to stave it off for as long as possible, the day had to come when I would leave a Judd Apatow production utterly dissatisfied. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” nearly did me in, but further rumination on the film showed a real maturation happening in the cabal of dirty little boys that surround the Hollywood comedy magnate. Too bad that the progression toward a better kind of toilet humor didn’t make it’s way into the teams latest, and arguably most anticipated, “Pineapple Express”.
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Review: The Dark Knight

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Aug 07 2008 | Movies, Reviews

A skyline, a seething film score, and an explosion in a window set the pace for the thrill ride that is “The Dark Knight”. As has become the norm for epic blockbusters, Christopher Nolan’s latest re-visioning of the Batman saga forgoes opening credits in an effort to throw us right into the madness of a deteriorating Gotham City. As I sat there in a darkened theater listening to the low growl of Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard’s score, my heart ached in anticipation for whatever would come next as I repositioned squarely to the edge of my seat. Good thing, because nothing prepared me for what I would go through for the next 160 minutes.
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Review: Hancock

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Aug 07 2008 | Movies, Reviews

The world of fiction is neither lacking disenfranchised anti-heroes nor tongue-in-cheek smashiness, yet “Hancock” stands in sharp relief against the backdrop of love affair with all-powerful beings. For one, it gracefully shies away from taking itself too seriously without losing it’s footing in reality, a feat that was muddled on opposite ends of the spectrum in recent blockbusters such as “Spiderman” and “The Incredible Hulk”. Even more impressive is the fact that international superstar Will Smith is kept at bay, fitting into the story nicely rather than having it built around him. No doubt, he steals the show delivering his trademark wit with a new-found bitter aftertaste, but the real star here is the steady hand of director Peter Berg. Read on...

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Review: Wall•E

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Aug 07 2008 | Movies, Reviews

Wall-E

In the past I have drizzled praise all over Pixar, specifically the fantasy-realist films that Brad Bird has made with them. There are many reasons to heap laurels on the Disney-owned animation studio: its innovation in the field of computer animation before such a thing even existed, its creative use of all available tools at any given point in their history, its ability to captivate the minds and pocket books of children and adults alike. “Wall•E”, however, is something different, something more than any of us thought these imagineers were capable of.
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Internet Fame And Immortality

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Jul 30 2008 | Uncategorized

Pollock RoombaAhhh, internet fame has come my way at last. I made it into this week’s Gizmodo Photoshop Contest Hall of Champions. I get nothing for my efforts, but it was fun anyway. Though I didn’t snag one of the top three titles, I did manage to make it into the post’s main graphic TWICE! Check it out here, and you can see my “winning” photos here and here in glorious Gizmodo immortality, or click the read link to see all the crap I made instead of doing useful things. Read on...

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iPhone Apps Can Rock

Posted by Jonathan Poritsky on Jul 22 2008 | Uncategorized

This is a test of the wordpress iPhone app. Now I can blog from the subway!

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